Stanley Okun

You should always go to other people´s funerals; otherwise, they won´t come to yours.

Yogi Berra quote

What´s right is what´s left if you do everything else wrong.

Quote by Robin Williams

“Associate yourself with men of good quality, if you esteem your own reputation; for ‘tis better to be alone than in bad company.” 

Quote by George Washington

A couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. She recognized him as an old flame.

Honey, she said to her husband, as she pointed out the man, that guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.

Her husband said, That´s silly, no one celebrates that much!

Joke of the Week

“Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.”

 

Quote of the Day